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Y'All Are Gonna Like This!
My friend James is from Alabama. Yesterday, in a span of four hours he taught my new iPhone how to say “y’all!” I wish that I had more...

Mark Lipton
Feb 4, 20203 min read


It's Better to be the Fox!
My office window at home faces the front of the house. So, when I’m at home writing I get to see all the excitement that the streets of...

Mark Lipton
Jan 29, 20203 min read


The Cake-Toppers!
A number of years ago when things got serious with me and Guy and it was time to meet the families, she told me I couldn’t meet her...

Mark Lipton
Jan 22, 20203 min read


Letter....I Get letters.....
Well.....emails anyway! If you're writing for a broad enough audience, it’s impossible to make everyone happy. I may have already known...

Mark Lipton
Jan 15, 20204 min read


Keep the Trucks Moving!
In October 1973, the oil-producing nations that made up OPEC, proclaimed an embargo on all oil being exported to countries they felt...

Mark Lipton
Jan 8, 20204 min read


You Had Me At Lasagna!
My mother-in-law to-be Connie, is the reason the term old-school had to be coined. Native Italian and the embodiment of that deep...

Mark Lipton
Jan 1, 20203 min read


All In the Name of Science
My daughter Buck Wheat doesn’t sleep. Well, not at night anyway! She generally stays up until 4 AM or so and then sleeps until the late...

Mark Lipton
Dec 25, 20193 min read


Now THAT'S Job Security!
My fiancé Guy and I are a good couple; we love spending time together. For reasons known only to our biology and experiences she is the...

Mark Lipton
Dec 18, 20193 min read


Who Ate All the Cashews???
If you’ve ever opened a can of mixed nuts only to find it 2/3 empty AND the 1/3 that’s left is ALL almonds then congratulations; you’re a...

Mark Lipton
Dec 11, 20193 min read


Will the Crying Ever Stop?
I dropped my daughter Buck Wheat off at the airport this morning. She was heading back to school for finals and the last few weeks of...

Mark Lipton
Dec 4, 20193 min read


They Fought a War; For TOLEDO?
The Toledo War (1835–36), also known as the Michigan–Ohio War, was an almost bloodless boundary dispute between the state of Ohio and the...

Mark Lipton
Nov 27, 20193 min read


The Badge of Courage!
I’ve got a problem with rules and authority. It’s not really a problem for me, it’s more a problem for the people who make rules and...

Mark Lipton
Nov 20, 20195 min read


Ladies & Gentlemen....THE Bifana!
The more I think about it, the more strongly I feel that my life would be much better if I had been born with a trust fund! So, because...

Mark Lipton
Nov 13, 20194 min read


I’ve Gone International!
One of the coolest features of blogging versus writing in a magazine is all the data I can get! For example, where YOU are all located!...

Mark Lipton
Nov 6, 20191 min read


Men Don't Get it!
Guy got a new pair of shoes in the mail the other day. Not a particularly unusual occurrence in our house, but these shoes were...

Mark Lipton
Oct 30, 20193 min read


Who's the Idiot Now?
If you have ever eaten with a millennial, ever been in a restaurant while a millennial was eating at another table, or have ever been in...

Mark Lipton
Oct 23, 20194 min read


Turn the Page!
If the story is good enough, the book will write itself! That’s how I feel about my family’s time at Tremont Paint: the stories are so...

Mark Lipton
Oct 17, 20195 min read


All That's Left is the Counting!
I FaceTime’d with my daughter Buck Wheat for an hour yesterday. I wish she had given me notice before she called so I could have run to...

Mark Lipton
Oct 14, 20195 min read


10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4..........
I am not your typical paint geek! If I wore my passion for the creamy liquid on my sleeve, I’d paint the word “latex” on half my face and...

Mark Lipton
Oct 9, 20194 min read


I Wanted to Leave More Than a Stone!
They say you don’t know, what you don’t know. And it’s hard to argue with that logic! I knew this transitional time I’m experiencing now...

Mark Lipton
Oct 2, 20197 min read
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